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  Przy ognisku siedza: Winnetou, Old Shatterhand i Inczuczuna i pala fajke pokoju. W pewnym momencie Winnetou wstaje i odchodzi w mrok. Po chwili slychac:
  - ?UP! Aua!!! i Winnetou wraca z ogromnym guzem na czole. Nic jednak nie mowi, tylko siada przy ognisku i pali dalej fajke. Po chwili wstaje Inczuczuna i odchodzi w ciemnosc. I znow slychac:
  - ?UP! Aua! i Inczuczuna wraca z ogromnym guzem na czole. Jest jednak indianskim wodzem, wiec spokojnie i bez slowa siada przy ognisku gdzie pali swoja fajke. Widzac to Old Shatterhand wstaje i rusza w ciemnosc. I znow slychac:
  - ?UP! Aua!!! i Old Shatterhand wraca do ogniska z ogromna bula na czole i siada przy ognisku bez slowa. Widzac to Winnetou mowi do Old Shatterhanda:
  - Widze, z moj bialy brat tez nadepnal na te cholerne grabie.

  Internacjonalizm po dolnoslasku: POLACY kupujacy NIEMIECKI spirytus u WIETNAMCZYKÓW po CZESKIEJ stronie granicy.

  Gosposia na gwalt potrzebna.

  Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several hours lines of code streaming up the screen. Seconds before the end of the competition a bolt of lightning strikes taking out the electricity. Moments later the power is restored and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset and cries I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out. Very well then says God let us see if Jesus fared any better. Jesus enters a command and the screen comes to life in vivid display the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished. He stutters But how! I lost everything yet his program is intact! How did he do it?!
  God chuckles Jesus saves!

  pyzy Ludki (gabaryt.)

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